When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GET MAD! 'I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WITH THESE?!' Demand to see life's MANAGER! 'DO YOU KNOW I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!'
C'mon, you had to expect it. One does not simply post a 'when life gives you lemons' joke without getting a Cave rant.